Carlos Marmol and Obama separated birth?

I just realized that normally lights-out Cubs set-up man, Carlos Marmol, looks a whole lot like Barack Obama.I think that this is our best look a like yet. What do you think?

Obama Loves Him Some Nascar

A deal is in the works for Barack Obama to sponsor a Nascar team. The driver that may slap "Obama '08" on the side of his car is Ken Schrader driver of the #49 car. The sponsorship will be for Pocono August 3rd. What will happen if Schrader doesn't qualify for the race? Oh man that wouldn't be what the Obama camp was looking for.
Sorry, that would be way too hard for me to photoshop.