That was Sir Charles calling Sam Cassel Gollum. There are also comparisons of Sam Cassel to ET.
This just in: Sam Cassel has a ring. Charles Barkley has none. That's funny. I was joking around about Pau Gasol, but this does not sound like a joke. Whatever Sam Cassel does look like, he has more rings than Barkley. I hope Cassel leaves a nice imprint with his new ring on Charles's forehead. In the mean time, Cassel can win another ring and Barkley can acquire more gambling debt. Sounds good to me.
