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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Breaking News: Bengals don't care about image

After resigning Chris Henry after cutting him for behavioral problems earlier, the Bengals have added yet another troublemaker to their arsenal. The Bengals have sign Cedric Benson. Yes, the highly underachieving Cedric Benson. Yes, the boating while intoxicated (allegedly) Cedric Benson.
Stay classy Cincy!

Monday, September 29, 2008

Are the Raiders kidding me? 76 yard field goal?

With Lane Kiffin hanging on to his job by a thread, he made an idiotic move. He decided to put his kicker Sebastian Janikowski out there to try a 76 yard field goal. 

Janikowski has a big boot but this is just stupid. He was 20 yards short of making it. There is a much better chance of throwing a bomb with Russell and scoring a touchdown than making this. If anyone knows something I don't, please tell me.

Friday, September 26, 2008

Greatest football catch ever

This catch by Edwin Baptiste is the greatest football catch ever made. No doubt about it. There is no need for a top 10 list because this one would top it. Simply amazing.

There are no words to explain this catch. Parallel to the ground, one handed with his fingertips, tucks the ball, and finishes of with a somersault. WOW! Just wow.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Sheff is a thug

After getting pounded on the head a few times by Fausto Carmona, Gary Sheffield has vowed revenge on all who hurt him during the Tigers-Indians brawl (roid rage?). Not only has he vowed revenge, he will get his revenge on or of the field. Sheff is going to all measures to get back for something that wasn't even intentional. Grow up Sheff!

Monday, September 22, 2008

Hell has begun to freeze

There wasn't one soul in  America (or the world) that picked the Dolphins to top the Patriots this weekend. If you did then you are lying. We knew that they would be worse without Tom Brady but no one expected this beat-down. 38-13. 38-13! A team that only won one game last year.

Hell will be completely frozen if the Cubs win the World Series, but that still would be less shocking than this.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Michael Beasley's nose is growing

After saying before the draft that he no longer had any character issues, it seems that he still does. Beasley has been fined $50,000 by the NBA  for the incident including Darrell Arthur and Mario Chalmers. Arthur and Chalmers were fined 20K a piece. To say that you have no character issues and partake in a party with weed and girls (who shouldn't have been there) is ludicrous. 
Beasley shows us where he hides his secret stash.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Carson Palmer is killing my fantasy team

Last few years Palmer has been a stud and I benefitted from that. Now, he is single handedly destroying my team. He gotten a total of 4 points in 2 weeks. Did I mention he was playing the Titans? Ridiculous. This can't be just me. I may just have to pick up Matt Cassel.
Those guys are good. Or maybe I just suck.

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Near record day for MLB rainouts

Yesterday there were 6 rainouts or drizzle outs (Tigers-White Sox) in the MLB. I found this to be amazing amount. Obviously Hurricane Ike played a role in that number. Does anyone know the record on this. The 6 postponements are second to April 12, 1997 when there were 8 games that were postponed.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Gotsta Love It: This Olympic swimming trial

I heard of this during the 2008 Olympics and I thought I would never find the video. Well I did.

When there are only 3 men in a race and 2 of them get disqualified, well you are left with 1 guy racing himself. That by itself is a sight to be seen. But when he comes from a country without an adequate pool, then it is one man racing against himself and hardly finishing.

Do they have lifeguards at the Olympics? That may seem like a stupid question but you never see them. They must assume that the participants can swim.

Carlos Marmol and Obama separated birth?

I just realized that normally lights-out Cubs set-up man, Carlos Marmol, looks a whole lot like Barack Obama.I think that this is our best look a like yet. What do you think?

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Matt Cassel the next Tom Brady?

Doubtful. But if you remember when Drew Bledsoe went out for the Pats 6th round pick Tom Brady took his place and stole the show. Cassel hasn't started a game for over eight years so lightning striking twice is not likely. Personally, they should get another QB. That's just me. Here are the notable options:

Daunte Culpepper
Tim Hasselbeck
Jared Lorenzen
Tim Rattay
Chris Weinke

And the winner is.............................................

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Ocho Cinco still C. Johnson today

Chad Ocho Cinco stepped out on the field today for the first time since his name change. But his plan to get "Ocho Cinco" on the back of his jersey will have to wait a bit. The NFL, not surprisingly, has sided with their financial comrades. The spokesman for the NFL said, "He has a financial obligation to Reebok, which produces the jerseys available to fans. That has to be resolved before the on-field jersey can be changed." This seems to me that Roger Goodell is trying to postpone this genius move by Chad for as long as possible. Going to this measure to get around the rules deserves to be acknowledged.

Saturday, September 6, 2008

East Carolina continues to wreak havoc against ACC

A week after beating #17 Virginia Tech, the Pirates did it again today beating #8 West Virginia who is the favorite to win the ACC in my book. These past two games were the toughest games on their schedule. East Carolina has two hard games the rest of this season NC State and Virginia who got absolutely demolished by USC. Mark my word, East Carolina will finish the season undefeated.

Struggling against Ohio, OSU will not beat USC

We have seen Ohio State choke before and that is what they almost did today. With their best chance of winning the national title in years the Buckeyes almost blew their chances today against the Ohio Bobcats. OSU was losing in the 4th quarter but they rallied back to win. If they can barely win against Ohio how are they going to beat the almighty USC? Let us all hope that USC beats OSU badly so we have no chance of OSU embarrassing themselves again in the title game.

Friday, September 5, 2008

Is this high jumper drunk?

Ivan Ukhov is accused of drinking vodka at a meet. He failed to clear the bar on all of his attempts. What do you think?

Maybe he just sucks.

Thursday, September 4, 2008


OK so the OKC team name is the Thunder. Not much of a shocker. What is a shocker, kind of, is this logo (I say kind of because a blogger found a leak of it). What is that? It took the geniuses two months to make this. With two months to come up with an original logo, they give us this. This is the most generic WNBAish logo an NBA team has ever had.
This is just terrible and I hope they change it pronto.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Brett Favre joins a prestigious club

Brett Favre is honored to be a captain for the Jets. He joins a prestigious club of New York Jets quarterbacks to be captains. He joins only one actually. The famed Chad Pennington. That is not really saying much is it?
After selling the most jerseys over the last month was there any doubt that he would be named a captain?

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Bengals think that "Ocho Cinco" is a joke

Chad Johnson would like to be referred to as Chad Ocho Cinco. The Bengals think that this is all a joke as evidence from their roster.

Does this hint to Johnson still being on the back of his jersey?

Monday, September 1, 2008

Jacked Up!! Top 13 biggest football hits ever

With NCAA Football underway and the start of the NFL season approaching, I figured we should take a look at the best football hits on the web. I fished out the plays with obvious helmet-to-helmet contact because that is not a legal hit. Here are your unlucky 13:

13. Daniel Sepulveda- We've seen this guy before. This punter is all about hard knocks.

12. Lawrence Wright- Watch as the receiver flys 5 feet after being hit.

11. Darrell Reid- Chris, you might want to look out. Is he blind?

10. Rey Maualuga- Kids, this is why a QB should slide when he sees the hit coming.

9. Maurice Jones-Drew- delivers a punishing block.

8. Stanford Samuels- Roscoe Parrish believes he can fly.

7. Jack Tatum- Receiver gets annihilated and his chinstrap popped clean off.

6. Sheldon Brown- Reggie Bush gets decleated and he didn't even see it coming.

5. Quentin Coryatt- Gotta love how nonchalant he is after delivering that big blow.

4. Sean Taylor- You have to feel sorry for this punter.

3. Unknown- This receiver almost loses the top half of his body.

2. Unknown- I can almost feel the ground shaking on this hit.

1. Dennison Robinson- The announcer is not exaggerating when he said he almost got decapitated.

Tell me what you think. Do any hits need to switch places? As always, if you think that I missed something tell me in the comments.

Where should these go?

Zack Dumas

Greg Jones

Greg Blue

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