Back in the day Brian Urlacher was a nerd

Old Spice has a new ad out that definitely caught my eye.
This is absolutely hilarious. Is that how people look in New Mexico? The picture in the bottom-left makes it even more funny. From now on I will refer to Urlacher as Brian "the colossal man mountain of awesomeness" Urlacher.

Rex Grossman Kyle Orton Caleb Hanie

Without Cedric Benson and a decent QB, there were some positive things to come out of the Chicago Bears first pre-season game. Former Northern Illinois stud Garrett Wolfe rushed for 9.1 yards per carry for the Bears and free agent acquisition Caleb Hanie actually looked like a feasible QB. He was 9/16 with one TD and 101 passing yards. The next Tony Romo? Not likely. But he certainly looks like the best option for the Bears moving forward. Garrett Wolfe, who was the NCAA leading rusher only a few years ago looked like exacly that.

Favre as a Bear, Lion, and Viking

In the wake of Brett Favre requesting his release from the Packers, he has a few viable teams to go to. They all happen to reside in the NFC North. His options are the Bears, Lions, and the Vikings as the title suggests. What would he look like in any one of these uniforms you ask? You have come to the right place.
This would be great for the Bears. With no one to pass to though, they won't go very far.
The Lions have also been thrown out there as a possible suitor for Favre. This probably makes the least sense out of the three because the Lions actually have a QB. He could, though,be a back-up for the oft shaken-up Kitna.
Finally, the Vikings. If the Vikings happen to get Favre, it will be a god send. The only thing holding back the Vikes from the Super Bowl is the slow development of Tavaris Jackson. Bringing in Favre will not only make them big contenders for a ring this year, but with Favre mentoring Jackson, the Vikings could be a powerhouse for years to come.
(Thank you to whomever created the Favre on the Vikings.)
What do you think? Where should Favre go? What team makes the most sense?

Phavre's a Phoenix...again

On Friday, Brett Favre requested his unconditional release from the Green Bay Packers. In a letter that Favre sent the Packers, he told them that he wished to continue playing and went on to ask for his release from the Packers. The last straw seems to be the unanswered text message. This release is not good for the Packers. With Chicago, Minnesota, and possibly the Lions all in need of a Quarterback, the Packers look like they will be facing the man who was the face of the franchise for 16 years twice this coming season.

Chicago Bears RB Graveyard

Cedric Benson (2005-2007)
Curtis Enis (1998-2000)
Rashaan Salaam (1995-1997)
May all of these terrible backs rest in peace.