More evidence Mike Singletary is insane

Insane in a good way though. In his head coaching debut, Singletary told a first round pick to head to the showers AND apparently pulled down his pants and mooned the team in the locker room at half time. After pulling down his pants he continued his halftime speech with his pants at his ankles.

You have to love this man. If Samurai Mike does not get this job, I will be surprised. What a debut!

This drunk story makes it too easy

Chinese ping-pong player Wang Hao got into a fight with a security guard after urinating outside a karaoke club. I give you a minute to come up with out all the possible titles including Wang and peeing. Not only does the story provide many great titles he also provided a great quote, "I do not need excuses. I am the famous Wang Hao! I am the world champion! Does it matter if I beat you?". Only hours later did the self proclaimed greatest in the world go down in a tounament.

Gotsta Love It: This Olympic swimming trial

I heard of this during the 2008 Olympics and I thought I would never find the video. Well I did.

When there are only 3 men in a race and 2 of them get disqualified, well you are left with 1 guy racing himself. That by itself is a sight to be seen. But when he comes from a country without an adequate pool, then it is one man racing against himself and hardly finishing.

Do they have lifeguards at the Olympics? That may seem like a stupid question but you never see them. They must assume that the participants can swim.

Back in the day Brian Urlacher was a nerd

Old Spice has a new ad out that definitely caught my eye.
This is absolutely hilarious. Is that how people look in New Mexico? The picture in the bottom-left makes it even more funny. From now on I will refer to Urlacher as Brian "the colossal man mountain of awesomeness" Urlacher.

Butterbean in MMA

I didn't know until recently that that tubby boxer that we all love was in MMA. I wonder how his ground game is. Does he need a ground game or can he just sit on them and it he gets a submission.
Here are some Butterbean MMA fights of the bean:
The opening of this fight is downright hilarious.



Butterbean almost takes down the whole cage.


Apparently he thinks he can knock Kimbo out.


Oh maybe he can. This is the guy Kimbo almost lost to.

Are these guys kidding?

Keep in mind that these men are shooting little plastic balls at each other.

How do you even feel if you are hit when you are wearing half of a tree? I have two words for these men, grow up.

You know you want to wrestle a woman that takes charge

Watch and enjoy as this woman goes completely insane and manhandles a man.

Soooo, I don't think I want to wrestle her anymore.

In case you missed it: Larry Craig bobblefoot night in minor leagues

Remember the man who was caught tapping his foot for a sexual favor in the airport stall? In late May, the insanity that is minor league promotions gave away a first of its' kind bobblefoot featuring the infamous foot tapper.

You know you want one. I can see it now. A Roger Clemens bobble hand where he inserts a needle into his butt.

Look out Candace Parker

Brittney Griner is coming for you.
I'm sorry Candace, but this:

has absolutely nothing on the dunk in this video.

Don't you feel sorry for that little girl that got slammed on. That was a NBA throwdown. The poor girl signed up for some innocent high school basketball and instead got jammed on. OK I'm not really sorry for her anymore.

Drunk Soccer Ref...need I say more?

Sergei Shmolik, a ref for the Belarus soccer league, came on to the field in the second half acting a bit strange Saturday. At first, it appeared as if he had pain in his lower back. Reports say that the official stopped running up and down the field and just officiated from the center circle. After the game he was taken to a hospital and tests showed that he was not suffering from back pain, but way too much to drink during half time.

Funniest... Thing... Ever...

Seems to be a drunk Texas Tech fan up in the stands. Hilarious! Just watch believe me.

"I paid to get in the game I can say whatever I want.
GOOOOOOOOOOO RAIDAAAAAHS!"
I crack up every time I see this.