This drunk story makes it too easy

Chinese ping-pong player Wang Hao got into a fight with a security guard after urinating outside a karaoke club. I give you a minute to come up with out all the possible titles including Wang and peeing. Not only does the story provide many great titles he also provided a great quote, "I do not need excuses. I am the famous Wang Hao! I am the world champion! Does it matter if I beat you?". Only hours later did the self proclaimed greatest in the world go down in a tounament.

Is this high jumper drunk?

Ivan Ukhov is accused of drinking vodka at a meet. He failed to clear the bar on all of his attempts. What do you think?

Maybe he just sucks.

Drunk Soccer Ref...need I say more?

Sergei Shmolik, a ref for the Belarus soccer league, came on to the field in the second half acting a bit strange Saturday. At first, it appeared as if he had pain in his lower back. Reports say that the official stopped running up and down the field and just officiated from the center circle. After the game he was taken to a hospital and tests showed that he was not suffering from back pain, but way too much to drink during half time.

Funniest... Thing... Ever...

Seems to be a drunk Texas Tech fan up in the stands. Hilarious! Just watch believe me.

"I paid to get in the game I can say whatever I want.
GOOOOOOOOOOO RAIDAAAAAHS!"
I crack up every time I see this.