Who is the fattest team in baseball? AL standings

With the addition of CC (don't call me C.C.) Sabathia along with Prince Fielder the Brewers look, quite literally, like heavyweight contenders. But are they really the fattest team in baseball? Using the active roster for each team, I will use the average to determine the winner in each division.

AL

East

1. Yankees

Most Valuable Fatty: Chris Britton (275 lbs)

Sidney Ponson

2. Jays
Most Valuable Fatty: B.J. Ryan (260 lbs)
3. Rays
Most Valuable Fatty: Troy Percival (240 lbs)
4. Orioles
Most Valuable Fatty: Daniel Cabrera (270 lbs)
5. Red Sox
Most Valuable Fatty: Justin Masterson (250 lbs)

Central
1. White Sox
Most Valuable Fatty: Bobby Jenks (275 lbs)

Bobby Jenks

2. Twins
Most Valuable Fatty: Dennys Reyes (250 lbs)
3. Royals
Most Valuable Fatty: Billy Butler (240 lbs)
4. Indians
Most Valuable Fatty: Fausto Carmona (230 lbs)
5. Tigers
Most Valuable Fatty: Miguel Cabrera (240 lbs)

West
1. Rangers
Most Valuable Fatty: Marlon Byrd (245 lbs)
2. Mariners
Most Valuable Fatty: J.J. Putz (250 lbs)
3. A's
Most Valuable Fatty: Frank Thomas (275 lbs)
4. Angels
Most Valuable Fatty: John Lackey (245 lbs)

Bold= division winner
Italic= wildcard

NL fatness standings coming within the next few days.